* JUAREZ *
My vieja slapped me and I said JUAREZ your problem!!
*MUSHROOM*
When my familia gets in the car there's not MUSHROOM left!
*CHICKEN*
My wife wants me to go to the store pero CHICKEN go herself!
*LIVER and CHEESE*
I went to dis bar and some vato try to hit up on my vieja. I said 'Ey vato LIVER alone CHEESE with me!!'
*JULY*
You told me you loved me but JULY to me!
*PUTA*
Eh! PUTA phone down and get back to work
* TEXAS *
My stupid friend don't call no more, jus TEXAS me.
*TISSUE*
Hey Vato if you don no how to do it, let me TISSUE.
*JEWISH*
Me carnelito asked to drive me carucho and I say JEWISH.
*HARRASMENT*
Orale vato my vieja caught me in bed with my sancha pero that's okay cuz I told her that HARASSMENT nothing to me!'
*BRIEF*
My homie farted so bad I couldn't BRIEF.
*Bishop*
We went to the movies and Lupe fell down and I had to pick the BISHOP!!
*HERPES*
Me and my ruca, we order pizza. I got my piece and she got HERPES!!
*WATER*
My viejia gets mad and i don't even know WATER problem is!
*SODAS*
My ruca cooks good and SODAS her sister.
*INJURE*
Me and my jefe were playin poker and he beat me... he said INJURE face cabron!!
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