30 September 2008

True Story

Dear Mr. Ray





Your application to join this online dating agency has been rejected.

With regard to the question "What do you like most in a woman?"

"My Pecker"

is not an appropriate answer!

27 September 2008

One tough year

When i joined the Knights of Columbus, i met a bunch of really nice guys and we quickly became friends. The Knights stick together and we hang out a lot together. One in particular is a fellow coonass transplanted here as well. Me and Eric hit it off and i have talked about him on this blog several times.

Well Eric had three hunting buddies. Darell, David and myself. About June of 07 Eric's oldest daughter got married so like good friends will do, we went to the wedding and got drunk and embarrassed ourselves and Eric's family. Good times were had by all. That evening Darell informed me that his wife had been diagnosed with cancer. Later that night i also learned that David's wife had been diagnosed with the same cancer. I was devastated.

Treatments began and Darell and David's lives began to change. September 28Th, Darell's wife succumb to the cancer and passed away. It was a sad day for all of us. In November, David's wife lost the battle and that was another sad day. January 29Th Ruth passed away and my life is no longer the same.

All three of Eric's hunting buddies lost their wives in a 4 month spread. Tomorrow marks 1 year for Darell. I know he is having trouble and i pray for him. We were talking the other day about how our lives are so different from a year ago. It is amazing at how your perspective changes when you loose your wife. I asked Darell if he has been out hunting with Eric. He said no. He asked if i had been, i said no. I can't afford the price to hunt with him. We had a good laugh.

Please keep Darell and David in your prayers as they labor through the 1 year period. This is significant because it means that all birthdays, holidays and anniversaries have been completed. Trust me, the first of these events are the hardest to get through.

25 September 2008

Slap a bitch

Apparently he is half Indian from the Slapaho Tribe out of Kickabitch Oklahoma.

Dang

The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well- dressed, good looking man in his late 40's or early 50's.

"May I help you?" she asked.

"I want to see Valerie," the man replied.

"Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else," said the madam.

"No. I must see Valerie," was the man's reply.

Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man that she charged $5,000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand dollars and gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left.

The next night, the same man appeared again, demanding to see Valerie. Valerie explained that no man had ever come back two nights in a row - too expensive - and there were no discounts. The price was still $5,000. Again the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left.

The following night the man was there again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for the third consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and they went upstairs. After their session, Valerie questioned the man. "No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?"

The man replied, " South Dakota ."

"Really!" she said. "I have family in South Dakota ."

"I know," the man said. "Your father died, and I am your sister's attorney. She asked me to give you your $15,000 inheritance."

The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain:
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Being screwed by a lawyer

21 September 2008

To be Catholic or not to be Catholic, that is the question

The other day i went to church and they were passing out these buttons. The buttons read " You can't be both Catholic and Pro-Choice". Me being the shit stirrer that i am i accepted the button and then looked at the lady and said Why not?

She said Why not what?

I said Why can't i be Catholic and Pr-Choice?

She simply stated i just couldn't. Not the answer i was looking for.

If a person has an abortion, can they call themselves a Christian?

If Christians are forgiven, then it stands to reason that they haven't lost their Christianity over the abortion.

Is abortion wrong? Any normal thinking person must agree that slaughtering a baby is wrong. Is there a time when an abortion is OK?

The bible says to render unto Caesar what is Caesars. This means we must follow the law of the land. If the law says its OK, the general populace says its OK, why is it wrong?

The Bible has many instances where murder was rampant. They even killed babies. If it was OK then, why is it wrong now?

If you oppose abortion, should you must also oppose the Death Penalty? Murder is murder right. Can you be a Christian and believe in the Death Penalty?

If you oppose killing through abortion and the death penalty, then you must oppose war or any confrontation that could result in a killing? If you don't subscribe to this thought process, can you be a Christian? Where does it stop?

If you are against abortion, are you against all forms of abortion? Birth control is abortion. The morning after pill is abortion. If you practice contraception, are you a christian?

If a person doesn't want children but wants to be married, can they be a Christian if they ensure they don't have children?

I guess it depends on how "Good" a Christian you want to be.

13 September 2008

New Toy

So i am driving around in Borger TX and come across this little jewel. It is an 07 Rhino with 277 miles on it. Got it for a good price. Brought her home, changed the oil and went riding.


10 September 2008

Burgers, fries and cherry pies

As you may have noticed i haven't been blogging lately. I simply haven't had the time. Monday i drove down to San Antonio and Tuesday morning we gave a presentation to one of our customers. I left San Antonio at 1300 and drove up North of Amarillo. 9.5 hours later i pulled into Borger.

As i was driving through San Angelo i looked down and noticed i was low on gas. I had already drove through town so i started looking for a gas station. I saw one and pulled in. I was out pumping gas when i noticed the name of the street i was on. It was Martin Luther King Blvd. You damn well know that every MLK Blvd is not in the best part of town. I pumped my gas and hauled ass.

On another note, i am happily supporting McCain/Palin. I am voting more for Palin than McCain. I actually feel much better about the republican ticket with her on it. She has done a great job in Alaska and hopefully she can be a positive influence in Washington. Just so you know, i'd hit that!!!

Ike

With the impending threat of Hurricane Ike, the Governor of Louisiana is
considering a
mandatory evacuation of New Orleans and the surrounding areas. In response
to this possibility, the Governor of Texas has ordered the demolition of
all bridges between the two states. Texas figured it would be cheaper to
rebuild the bridges.


LMAO

09 September 2008

Parenting and Paternity Awareness

In the fall of 2008 this curriculum will be taught to all high school students in Texas. What is P.A.P.A?
The learning objectives of p.a.p.a. include: responsible parenting, a basic understanding of paternity and child support laws, skills for healthy relationships, financial implications of becoming a parent, impact of father involvement, benefits of stable family relationships on children, and relationship violence prevention. It should be noted that p.a.p.a. is not a sex education curriculum.

They teach children needed to know items. They learn how much child support cost, what diapers cost and all the hardships involved in having a child at such a young age. I think it is a great awareness tool to help give the kids the reality check they need before they engage in premarital activities.

It is about time they do something right.

02 September 2008

Cartoons



Neat

Too funny

Accident

Jack Wheeler

Jack Wheeler on the O-Man
JACK WHEELER is a brilliant man who was the author of
Reagan's strategy to break the back of the Soviet
Union with the star wars race and expose their inner
weakness. For years he wrote a weekly intelligence
update that was extremely interesting and well
structured and informed. He consults(ed) with several
mega corporations on global trends and t he future,
etc. He is a true patriot with a no-nonsense approach to
everything. He is also a somewhat well known mountain
climber and adventurer.

Written by Dr. Jack Wheeler

The O-man, Barack Hussein Obama, is an eloquently
tailored empty suit. No resume, no accomplishments,
no experience, no original ideas, no understanding of
how the economy works, no understanding of how the
world works, nothing but abstract empty rhetoric
devoid of real substance.

He has no real identity. He is half-white, which he
rejects. The rest of him is mostly Arab, which he
hides but is disclosed by his non-African Arabic
surname and his Arabic first and middle names as a way
to triply proclaim his Arabic parentage to people in
Kenya . Only a small part of him is African Black from
his Luo grandmother, which he pretends he is
exclusively.

What he isn't, not a genetic drop of, is
'African-American,' the descendant of enslaved
Africans brought to America chained in slave ships.
He hasn't a single ancestor who was a slave. Instead,
his Arab ancestors were slave owners. Slave-trading
was the main Arab business in East Africa for
centuries until the British ended it.

Let that sink in: Obama is not the descendant of
slaves, he is the descendant of slave owners. Thus he
makes the perfect Liberal Messiah.

It's something Hillary doesn't understand - how some
complete neophyte came out of the blue and stole the
Dem nomination from her. Obamamania is beyond
politics and reason. It is a true religious cult,
whose adherents reject Christianity yet still believe< / B>
in Original Sin, transferring it from the evil of
being human to the evil of being white.

Thus Obama has become the white liberals' Christ,
offering absolution from the Sin of Being White. There
is no reason or logic behind it, no faults or flaws of
his can diminish it, no arguments Hillary could make
of any kind can be effective against it. The
absurdity of Hypocrisy Clothed In Human Flesh being
their Savior is all the more cause for liberals to
worship him: Credo quia absurdum, I believe it because
it is absurd.

Thank heavens that the voting majority of Americans
remain Christian and are in no desperate need of a< / B>
phony savior.


His candidacy is ridiculous and should not be taken
seriously by any thinking American.

Pass this on to every thinking American you know!

A good day

While the family is back home fighting Gustav, i was at the range sighting in my new .17 HMR. This target is 100 yards. The two on the bottom were me dialing up the settings. The remaining 6 shots were pretty good.

After shooting the paper we went to the silhouette range and was knocking down prairie dog cutouts at 150 yards. I like the .17 a lot. It is a fun gun to shoot.