Eric is Gay. He goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run.
The doctor comes back and says, ' Eric, I'm not going to beat around the bush. You have AIDS.'
Eric is devastated. 'Doc, what can I do?
Eat 1 curry sausage, 1 head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of All Bran, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice.
Eric asks bewildered, ' Will that cure me, Doc?'
Doc says, No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your ass is for.