This week i was up in Borger TX and GF was working nights. She calls me Thursday afternoon and tells me that Friday night will be "date night" for us. My response is what it always is, Woo Hoo, i love date night. I ask her what the plan is and she tells me she will let me know. Even better, i don't have to figure out what to do. Life is good. I have learned to trust GF and her plans. We have so much in common that i don't have to worry about going to some play or stupid shit. We both like the same things.
On my way home from Borger i get the plans. We are taking her parents out to eat and then GF and i are going to Academy to look around and then we are going to the 2140 showing at the drive-inn. Sounds like a damn fine evening to me.
Dinner goes well and the conversation is great as always. We leave the restaurant and head over to Academy. We pick up what she is looking for and we go thru the gun section. I am standing around salivating and she looks at me and says " I can't take you out in public can I? At least it isn't other women that light your fire" so she drags me out and off to the movies.
We decided to see Four Christmas's and it is one funny movie. It has a well rounded cast and is funny as hell. It stars Vince Vaughn, Reese Witherspoon, Robert Duvall, John Voight, Tim McGraw and a host of others. Laughed our butts off.
We pull in and find our parking spot. We head to the concession stand and get our goodies. The movie starts and we are about half way thru the movie when GF leans over and kisses me. I'm thinking that's cool and then she does it again. I look at her and say "hold up"
She gives me this puzzled look and says "excuse me"
I say "Look here women, i spent $12 to get in here, $10 on popcorn and soda and you want to make out? I don't think so. When we were teenagers, making out at the drive-inn was cool. We had no choice then, that's the only place we could be alone. We both own our own homes, if you want to make out, we can do it there, not at the drive-inn. We 40 years old and i am here to watch a movie. Keeps your hands and your lips to yourself until the credits roll"
You do believe i told her that, right?
If you do then your nuttier than a squirrel turd.
But seriously, the movie is pretty good and i will buy it when it comes out on DVD.
Ya'll have a great weekend.