19 May 2008

Jokes

What is a Yankee?

Same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

About 45 pounds.


How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?

It's not hard.


What is the difference between purple and pink?


The grip.


How do texans practice safe sex?

They spray paint an X on the backs of the sheep that kick.


What is the difference between a golf ball and a G-Spot?


A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

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