What is a Yankee?
Same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
About 45 pounds.
How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
It's not hard.
What is the difference between purple and pink?
How do texans practice safe sex?
They spray paint an X on the backs of the sheep that kick.
What is the difference between a golf ball and a G-Spot?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.