Selling your organs

Have you thought about making it legal to sale human organs? I think it is the answer to the Organ Donation problem. Right now there are about 100,000 people on the transport list. It is estimated that 70,000 of those will die without getting an organ transplant. 70% is one hell of a mortality rate.

Look at it this way, your _________ dies. The doctor ask you if you want to donate any of their organs. You say no, i want to bury him with everything he was born with. The doctor says, we will give you $25,000 for his heart, lungs, liver, kidneys and eyes. You can bet your ass i am going to sell. How many organs are lost in this scenario?

The organs in my body are mine. I can do what i wish with them. If a family member needs a kidney i can freely give them one. Why can't i sell a kidney to someone willing to buy it? It is my organ, right? If a women can pay to murder a child in her body, why can't i sell a kidney or half a liver?

We need to write our congress and tell them to legalize human organ selling. It could supplement my income and buy me that new truck i want. If i can talk the wife into it, we can get a boat and camper. Something to think about.

A tidbit of knowledge

It was necessary to keep a good supply of canon balls near the
>> cannon on war ships. But how to prevent them from rolling about the
>> deck was the problem.
>>
>> The best storage method devised was to stack them as a square based
>> pyramid, with one ball on top, resting on four, resting on nine,
>> which rested on sixteen. Thus, a supply of 30 cannon balls could be
>> stacked in a small area right next to the cannon.
>>
>> There was only one problem -- how to prevent the bottom layer from
>> sliding/rolling from under the others. The solution was a metal plate
>> with 16 round indentations, called a Monkey.
>>
>> But if this plate was madeof iron,the iron balls would quickly rust
>> to it. The solution to the rusting problem was to make Brass Monkeys.
>>
>> Few landlubbers realize that brass contracts much more and much
>> faster than iron when chilled. Consequently, when the temperature
>> dropped too far, the brass indentations would shrink so much that
>> the iron cannon balls would come right off the monkey.
>>
>> Thus, it was quite literally,cold enough to freeze the balls off a
>> brass monkey. And all this time, you thought that was a vulgar
>> expression, didn't you?

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West Texas Evenings

The evenings in West Texas are awesome. Around 8:00 PM it starts to cool off. I love 80 degrees and 13% humidity. A slight breeze blowing makes it a perfect evening. My buddy shows up and says "Lets take the jeep out and have some fun"

We load up, go pick up another a buddy and were off enjoying the West Texas evening. We are going down this dirt road and we come to a wet spot. I navigate through with no problems. We stop at this field where a Deer feeder is set up. We are watching the wildlife. We spooked a wild turkey coming down the road. There are Deer milling around the feeder waiting for it to go off. To bad their wait is in vain. The hunters haven't started feeding yet. There are tens of rabbits hopping around. It is a beautiful setting then my buddy lets off with his CZ 57 .223 and annihilates a Jack Rabbit. The game is on.

We spent 4 hours running about in the Cotton and Wheat field. All total we got about 70 rabbits. We jumped two coyotes in the brush but we couldn't keep up with them. The ground was too rough to go fast so i lost them. A coyote will haul ass when he has a .223 shooting at him.

Apparently the rabbits has just berthed a summer crop. There were hundreds of baby rabbits every where. I bet i could fit 2 of them in the palm of my hand. Those little shits are a hard target. We had some super hot rounds and when they impacted on a big jack, the pink mist was awesome.

Got home around midnight and the wife asked how it was. She is not too keen on us going out and killing rabbits for fun. I told her about the little babies and she asked how i could shoot a little baby rabbit. I said easy, you just don't lead them as far.

It scares me to think about it

This morning i got up early to stop at Whataburger to pick up some Breakfast on a bun. You see i had an inventory audit and i like to feed my auditors. While waiting for my order i was watching the two guys in the back preparing the food. Then i got scared.

You see out here in the oil patch we are suffering from a labor shortage. Anyone who can show up for work and pass a drug test can start work tomorrow making $13 - $21 per hour. We can not find enough people to staff up properly. So i got to thinking, why are these two guys making hamburgers when they can be knocking down some serious jank.

The answer was obvious. They can not pass a drug screen or they really don't want to work. If they fall into either category, do i want them handling my food? i must admit that they were not the cream of the crop. They seemed to be a little pissy about being there.

Now i started looking at all the food workers and i question if i really want to continue eating out. I wish that thought had never crossed my mind. Damn.

TV Trivia

In the hit Sitcom Scrubs, what is Turk's full name?

Ensnatchment

Brothers beware. There is a drop dead gorgeous bombshell out there that your wife can hire to see if you will cheat on her. I wonder if this will inspire trust in the relationship?

Should your wife or girlfriend decide to hire this young lady, she will interview with your wife to learn what turns you on and makes you tick. For example if your wife tells her you like big breasted blonde's in tight black dresses, she will approach you dressed as a big breasted blonde in a tight black dress.

This women says she is so effective that if your husband doesn't cheat with her, he is truly faithful or gay. Now this seems like a test that few men can pass to me. Remember that even in Paradise, the Garden of Eden, there was a snake present.

I have heard the guys talk about their "List". I ask them what is this list. They say it is a list of women that they would cheat on their spouse with. They also said that their wife had a list also. The list included women like Jessica Simpson, Jessica Alba and so forth. I was telling my wife about this and she said lets make our own list. Her list include Patrick Swayze, Robert Redford, Mathew Moconnaghy and so forth. I listed our neighbor and i got in trouble. Go figure. (just Kidding)

But seriously, is this fair? Your wife is basically putting the women of your dreams right in your face and she propositions you. This would be extremely hard for any man to say no. It would be hard for me to say no but i believe that i would. Besides it would be hard for her to be my dream girl. A midget on a tricycle who is deaf and dumb and owns a liquor store, WOW. (just kidding again) maybe not, who knows?

Any how, if your out and about and the women of your dreams show up, turn and run like hell. You may be called queer by your friends but at least you won't loose half your stuff. A public service announcement from me to you. Good luck.