Write me in for President, here is my platform

(1) Press 1 for English is immediately banned. English is the
official language, speak it or wait at the border until you can.

(2) We will immediately go into a two year isolationist posture to
straighten out the country's attitude. NO imports, no exports. We will
use the 'Walmart' policy 'If we ain't got it, you don't need it.'

(3) When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it.

(4) All retired military personnel will be required to man one of our
many observation towers on the southern border. (six month tour) They
will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND aliens.

(5) Social security will immediately return to its original state. If
you didn't put nuttin in, you ain't getting nuttin out. The president nor
any other politician will not be able to touch it.

(6) Welfare - Checks will be handed out on Fridays at the end of the 40
hour school week and the successful completion of urinalysis and a
passing grade.

(7) Professional Athletes --Steroids - The FIRST time you check
positive you're banned for life.

(8) Crime - We will adopt the Turkish method, the first time you steal,
you lose your right hand. There is no more life sentences, if convicted
you will be put to death by the same method you chose for your victim,
gun, knife, strangulation, etc.

(9) One export will be allowed, Wheat, The world needs to eat. A bushel
of wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil.

(10) All foreign aid using American taxpayer money will immediately
cease, and the saved money will pay off the national debt and ultimately
lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we'll ask the
American people if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each
citizen can make the decision whether it's a worthy cause.

(11) The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day at school and every
day in Congress.

(12) The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies,
sporting events, outings, etc.

Sorry if I stepped on anyone's toes but a vote for me will get you
better than what you have, and better than what you're gonna get. Thanks
for listening, and remember to write in my name on the ballot in
November.

Why i am voting Democrate

I’m voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe three or four pointy headed elitist liberals need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn’t. Wait a minute! Both are obscene.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe that paying $4.00 a gallon or more is no reason to drill for the mountain of oil we are sitting on in THIS country. We wouldn’t want to have to move a couple of polar bears now would we?

I’m voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq, I trust that the bad guys will stop what they’re doing because they now think we’re good people.

I’m voting Democrat because I don’t want a stimulus check to spend. Let the government spend it for me.

I’m voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody’s offended by it.

I’m voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I’m going to marry my TV.

I’m voting Democrat because I’m not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

I’m voting Democrat because I don’t want to eat poison food and drink dirty water. We all know Republicans love that stuff. Ever wonder why the most left wing country in the World (China) is the most polluted?

I’m voting Democrat because I believe that when the terrorists don’t have to hide from us over there, when they come over here I don’t want to have any guns in the house to fight them off.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe that churches should only be allowed for political speeches.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the employees, illegals and politicians.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe that I don’t want Doctors who were at the top of their classes to operate on me. I want a government employee who makes $50k a year and couldn’t hack it as a contractor or an engineer.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe that people who can’t tell us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don’t start driving a Prius.

I’m voting Democrat because I REALLY believe there is no bias in the media.

New editions to the family

Winchester 12 guage Riot shotgun. Kept in the bedroom with 6 shot.


Marlin Stainless Steel Bull barrel .17 caliber

Winchester Model 94 30-30. I think it may be a pre-64

Taurus "The Judge" it shoots .45 Long Colt and or .410 Shotshell. This is a most excellent belly gun for snakes and such

Sometimes, the truth hurts

Do i have a warped sense of humor or does anyone else find this funny?

3 weeks

The last 3 weeks have been hectic. I have had my contractor remodeling my other bathroom so i spent as much time on the road as possible. The bathroom looks great and the cleaning people will be there today. It will be nice to get back into a clean home. For those who are interested, i had a Super Shitter Power Dump 5000 installed. It requires 120 Volt and 5 gallons per flush.

A couple of Fridays ago my friend Marks calls me and ask if i want to go hunting with him and his Grandson. I haven't seen his grandson, Tooter, in about 2 years. He used to go with us all the time before he hit the teen years. I say sure I'll go and ask my buddy Mardy if he wanted to go. We were all in.

Mardy and I leave the house and go pick up Mark and Tooter. Tooter comes out and i couldn't believe my eyes. He is 15 years old, 255 pounds, 6'7" tall and wears a size 17 shoe. This 15 year old that we taught to shoot is 2" taller than me. He grabs my hand and his paw is a lot bigger than mine. I was in shock. Of course on the ride out to the field Tooter had to stop and get something to eat. Damn that boy is big and can eat.

Me and Mark are in the front seat and Mardy and Tooter are in the back seat. We are driving down this old farm road and we see something in the distance and we can't make it out. Naturally the 15 year old wants to shoot it but we didn't know what we would be shooting at. As we pull up to it, it is a billy goat with his horns caught in the fence. I look at Mardy and start smiling and Mark starts bitching at us about corrupting his grandson. We just said we would try to "push" the goat thru the fence. I was of course laughing my ass off the whole time. In 40 years this is the first time i have actually seen a goat with its head caught in a fence. It was priceless.

Due to the raining we couldn't make it all the way to were we were going so we stopped and shot a bunch of ammo on the side of the road. On the way back out the goat was still caught in the fence. We stopped and Tooter and I freed him. Mardy and Mark was laughing because when we got near the goat he started fighting like hell. Kinda like he had been taken advantage of before. He was bleating up a storm and kicking at us.

When he was finally free that goat took off in a dead run for as far as we could see. He didn't seem to thankful for us saving him from being a coyotes dinner that night.

I did get to shoot my 2 new guns. I bought a Taurus Judge and a Winchester Model 94 30-30

They both shoot real nice and i look forward to shooting them more often.

White water rafting

I am at Copper Mountain Ski Resort in Colorado. We went rafting down a Class 3 river. It is the Arkansas river in Buena Vista Colorado. It was a blast.