22 May 2007

The worlds shortest books

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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
By Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan Illustrated By Michael Moore ________________________________________
MY BEAUTY SECRETS
By Janet Reno
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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
By Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton _______________________________________
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
By Hillary Clinton ___________________________________
Sequel:
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton ___________________________________

MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
By Osama Bin Laden _____________________________________

THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
By Bill Gates
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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY By Dennis Rodman
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THINGS I KNOW TO BE TRUE By Al Gore & John Kerry
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AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
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A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES By Dr. J Kevorkian
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ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFOREBy Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnel
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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE By Mike Tyson
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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS By O.J. Simpson
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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE OVER BRIDGES By Ted Kennedy
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MY BOOK OF MORALS By Bill Clintonwith introduction By The Rev. Jesse Jackson

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