The magic penis

A businessman was preparing to go on a long business trip, so he thoughthe’d buy his wife some thing to keep her occupied. He went to a sexshop & explained his situation. The man there said, ‘Well, I don’tknow that I have anything that will keep her occupied for so many weeks,except… ”The Magic Penis!”The husband said, ‘The what’? The man repeated, ‘The Magic Penis,’ and pulled out what seemed to bean ordinary dildo. The husband laughed, and said, ‘It looks like a dildo!’ The man then pointed to the door and said, ‘Magic Penis, the door!’The penis rose out of its box, darted over to the door and startedpounding away at the keyhole. The whole door shook wildly withvibrations. Then the man said, ‘Magic Penis, return to box!’ and thepenis stopped & returned to the box. The husband bought it and took it home to his wife. After the husbandhad been gone a few days, the wife remembered the Magic Penis. Sheundressed, opened the box and said ‘Magic Penis, my crotch.’ The penisshot to her crotch. It was absolutely incredible. After three mindshattering orgasms, she became very exhausted and decided she’dhad enough. She tried to pull it out, but it was stuck. Her husbandhad neglected to tell her how to turn it off. So she put on herclothes, got in her c ar and started for the nearest hospital. On the way, another incredibly intense orgasm made her swerve all overthe road. A police officer saw this and immediately pulled herover. He asked for her license, and then asked how much she’d had todrink. Gasping and twitching, the woman said, ‘I haven’t had anything to drinkofficer. You see, I’ve got this Magic Penis thing stuck in my crotch andit won’t stop screwing me…’ The officer looked at her for a second, shook his head and replied,‘Yeah right…. Magic Penis, my ass…!’ The rest, as they say, is history…