21 July 2009

Joke of the day

Harry and His wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy morning.

Harry suddenly said, "Dear, if I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff."

"Now why would you want me to do something like that?" asked his wife.

"I figure that you would eventually remarry, and I don't want some other asshole using my stuff..."

His wife looked at Harry and said: "What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?"