It seems i have had a bit of rage building in my system. I felt something was going on inside me because i just felt pissed off at the world for the last couple of weeks. Even my friends noticed something was different. I can't tell you what it is from other the major life change i have had to deal with.
So there i am Saturday morning lying in bed and getting mad about nothing. Don't know what it was but i felt like i was about to burst with anger. I felt like a pressure cooker ready to explode.
I get up and start cutting the grass. I am cutting the front yard and everything is fine. I am starting to relax, i guess the exercise helps relieve stress. I stop the mower and push it to the back yard. When i start the mower back up it doesn't want to run right. The RPM's keep going up and down. I fiddle with it trying to adjust it and it just didn't work. I go to the garage to get a wrench but for some reason i grabbed my sledge hammer. I walk back to the mower and commence to beat the shit out of it with a sledge hammer. I totally destroyed that mower. When i realized what i had done and had to buy a new mower, i went to pounding on it again. I just couldn't stop. I grabbed it by the handle and started swinging it into a tree. This went on for several minutes and when i stopped i felt a little better.
I calmed down and then went to buy a new mower. $250 dollars later i come home with my new mower and i am pissed that a lawn mower cost me $250 so i grab my sledge and go get some off my old mower. I work it over for a few minutes and then chunk it in the dumpster.
I finish cutting the yard and my world is back in harmony for now.
Looking back one might argue that it was a little extreme but it was my mower, my money and i am a grown damn man and i will spend it as i see fit.
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It sounds like you had some anger that you just needed to work out of your system and get resolved to some degree. I'm not surprised, Ray, you've been through a Hell of a lot. Better the lawnmower than a mouthy neighbor, or some saggy-pants thug with $2,800 rims on his $800 POS car and a $1200 stereo thumping out enough bass to shake your windows loose.
Then again, I think those bastards are just asking for it...
Sometimes, you just NEED the sledgehammer, brother. Ain't no shame in that.
I am glad to know that this character trait happens to run in the family. I was worried really about John. He had a run in with a Murray push mower several years back. I think it ended up thrown across the yard after being beaten, and how can you forget the flower incident at Circuit City. I guess you have to vent your anger somehow...
your right Armed and Christian, i needed to vent.
Cheryl, i will never forget the flower incident. I started laughing my ass off when you mentioned it.
Ray
Hmmm... Let m try this again.
Wisconsin Man shoots Lawnmower
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