A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the
first exhibits they stopped at was the breeding
bulls. They went up to the first pen and there
was a sign attached that said,
'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'
The wife playfully nudged her husband in the
ribs and said, 'He mated 50 times last year.'
They walked to the second pen which had a
sign attached that said,
''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'
The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and
said, 'That's more than twice a week!
You could learn a lot from him.'
They walked to the third pen and it had a sign
attached that said, in capital letters,
'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'
The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke
her husband's ribs, said,'That's once a day.
YOU could REALLY learn something from this one.
The husband looked at her and said, 'Go over and ask
him if it was with the same old cow.'
The husband's condition has been upgraded from
critical to stable and he should eventually make a