19 February 2007

The Balloon

A little boy blows up his balloon and starts flicking it all around the >house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it, as he's liable to >break something. The boy continues. "Johnny!" Mom screams. "Knock it off. >You're going to break something."> He stops and eventually Mom leaves for a short trip to the shopping >center.> Johnny starts up with the balloon again. He gives it one last flick and >it lands in the toilet where he leaves it. Mom comes in and while putting >away the grocery gets the urge. A diarrhea run. She can hardly make it to >the toilet in time and SPLASH, out it comes. When she's finished, she looks >down and can't believe what she's seeing. She's not sure what this big >brown thing is in the toilet! She calls her doctor. The doctor is baffled >as she describes the situation, but he assures her he'll be over shortly to >examine everything.> When he arrives she leads him to the bathroom and he gets down on his >knees and takes a long, hard look at the thing. Finally, he takes out his >pen and> sort of touches it to see what it might be and POP! The balloon explodes >and poop goes flying everywhere. On him, the walls, etc.> "Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?" she asks.> He says, "I've been in this business for over 30 years, and this is the >first time I've ever actually seen a fart!">>









You're laughing aren't you...I know you are!!!

1 comment:

krishna kashyap av said...

Ha ha ha..
Very funny one..
Thanks for sharing.
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