1. You have to be against capital punishment,
> >> but
> >> support abortion on
> >> demand.
> >>
> >> 2. You have to believe that businesses create
> >> oppression and governments
> >> create prosperity.
> >>
> >> 3. You have to believe that guns in the hands
> >> of
> >> law-abiding Americans are
> >> more of a threat than U.S. Nuclear weapons
> >> technology in the hands of
> >> Chinese and North Korean communists.
> >>
> >> 4. You have to believe that there was no art
> >> before
> >> Federal funding.
> >>
> >> 5. You have to believe that global temperatures
> >> are
> >> less affected by
> >> cyclical documented changes in the earth's
> >> climate
> >> and more affected by
> >> soccer moms driving SUV's.
> >>
> >> 6. You have to believe that gender roles are
> >> artificial but being homosexual
> >> is natural.
> >>
> >> 7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is
> >> spread
> >> by a lack of federal
> >> funding.
> >>
> >> 8. You have to believe that the same teacher
> >> who
> >> can't teach fourth graders
> >> how to read is somehow qualified to teach those
> >> same
> >> kids about sex.
> >>
> >> 9. You have to believe that hunters don't care
> >> about
> >> nature, but loony
> >> activists who have never been outside of San
> >> Francisco do.
> >>
> >> 10. You have to believe that self-esteem is
> >> more
> >> important than actually
> >> doing something to earn it.
> >>
> >> 11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent
> >> $25
> >> million of his own money
> >> to make "The Passion of the Christ" for
> >> financial
> >> gain only.
> >>
> >> 12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because
> >> it
> >> supports certain parts of
> >> the Constitution, while the ACLU is good
> >> because it
> >> supports certain parts
> >> of the Constitution.
> >>
> >> 13. You have to believe that taxes are too low,
> >> but
> >> ATM fees are too high.
> >>
> >> 14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger
> >> and
> >> Gloria Steinem are more
> >> important to American history than Thomas
> >> Jefferson,
> >> Thomas Edison, and A.G.
> >> Bell.
> >>
> >> 15. You have to believe that standardized tests
> >> are
> >> racist, but racial
> >> quotas and set-asides are not.
> >>
> >> 16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is
> >> normal and is a very nice
> >> person.
> >>
> >> 17. You have to believe that the only reason
> >> socialism hasn't worked
> >> anywhere it's been tried is because the right
> >> people
> >> haven't been in charge.
> >>
> >> 18. You have to believe conservatives telling
> >> the
> >> truth belong in jail, but
> >> a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White
> >> House.
> >>
> >> 19. You have to believe that homosexual parades
> >> displaying drag,
> >> transvestites, and bestiality should be
> >> constitutionally protected, and
> >> manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
> >>
> >> 20. You have to believe that illegal Democrat
> >> Party
> >> funding by the Chinese
> >> Government is somehow in the best interest to
> >> the
> >> United States .
> >>
> >> 21. You have to believe that this message is a
> >> part
> >> of a vast, right wing
> >> conspiracy.
> >>
> >> 22. You have to believe that it's okay to give
> >> Federal workers the day off
> >> on Christmas Day ..........but it's not okay to
> >> say
> >> "Merry Christmas."
> >>
> >> YOU JUST GOTTA BELIEVE ... Now are you ready to
> >> vote
> >> yet?
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