Recap for the idiots who voted for him

So, Let’s Recap
1. The American people elect a black president with a total of 142 days experience as a US Senator from the most politically corrupt state (city) in America whose governors have been ousted from office. The President’s first official act is to order the close of Gitmo and make sure terrorists civil rights are not violated.(honest mistake?)

2. The U.S. Congress rushes to confirm a black Attorney General, Eric Holder, whose law firm we later find out represents seventeen Gitmo Terrorists.(An honest mistake?!)

3. The CIA Boss appointee, Leon Panetta, has absolutely no experience, has a daughter Linda, we find out, who is a true radical anti-American activist and a supporter of all the Anti-American regimes in the western hemisphere. (There were socio-economic factors involved!)

4. We got the second most corrupt American woman (Pelosi is #1) as Secretary of State; bought and paid for. (You can put lipstick on a pig, but it still stinks!)

5. We got a Tax Cheat for Treasury Secretary who did not properly file his own taxes for 12 years.(He misspoke!)

6. A Commerce Secretary nominee who withdrew due to corruption charges.(Another honest mistake???)

7. A Tax cheat nominee for Chief Performance Officer who withdrew under charges.(Hmmm… another screw-up?)

8. A Labor Secretary nominee who withdrew under charges of unethical conduct.(Ok, maybe this person was just plain stupid.)

9.. A Secretary HHS nominee (Daschle) who withdrew under charges of cheating on his taxes.(I’m running out of excuses for these idiots!!)

10. Multiple appointments of former lobbyists after an absolute campaign statement that no lobbyists would be appointed.(Dear God, I am getting a headache!)

All this occurred just during the first three weeks. . . but who’s counting?America is being run by the modern-day Three Stooges ; Barry, Nancy and Harry and they are still trying to define stimulus…”it’s spending!!!”The congress passes the $800,000,000,000 (that’s $800 billion) pork-loaded spending bill where the government gives you a smidgen of your tax dollars ($13 per week), making you feel so good about yourself [stimulated], that you want to run out to Wal-Mart and buy a new Chinese-made HDTV and go home and watch Telemundo!Pray for our country.
Here’s the good news though – Obama took Air Force One to Denver to sign the stimulus package, wasting as much as 10,000 gallons of fuel OR 24 JOBS FOR ONE YEAR. – Don’t you just love this hypocrite?Speaking of praying, Obama has now been president for twelve months and yet he & wife (first lady) Michelle, the Christian family they claim to be, have not attended church since the inauguration. – He must miss Reverend Wright!In these times ‘I’ll keep my God, my freedom, my gun and my money. Anyone that supports this insanity can keep “THE CHANGE”.

obama to honor Bush

Just heard that the Obama Administration will be honoring the 43rd Presidentof the United States by naming the gap between the tectonic plates beneathHaiti after him.




The area will now officially be referred to as “Bush’s Fault”

planned parenthood doesn't think we can raise our children

The idiots at planned parenthood has determined that children should be taught sex education as young as ten years old. Not only that, they want the government to teach it because the parents will not teach it. planned parenthood specifically cites Catholics and Muslims as those backwards thinkers who want their children to wait till marriage.

This is the opening thesis statement of their book:

"Young people are not only the future generation, we are the present. In
my own experience, young people are not fully aware of their sexual and
reproductive health and rights (SRHR )."

Are you shitting me? What reproductive health rights does a 13 year old have?

You can read the article here. Some of the things they say really blow my mind. Here is another example:

"Young people's sexuality is still contentious for many religious institutions. Fundamentalist and other religious groups — the Catholic Church and madrasas (Islamic Schools) for example — have imposed tremendous barriers that prevent young people, particularly, from obtaining information and services related to sex and reproduction. Currently, many religious teachings deny the pleasurable and positive aspects of sex." the report states.

So we Catholics are telling our 13 year old daughters that you cannot engage in sexual activity because it's wrong, you're too young, you can't raise a child, and you are too immature to make a decision like this, and we are wrong for telling them that?

Look around people, what would happen if we told every child from age ten that sex was OK for pleasure? Who would support these children? I cannot find one single point in their argument that makes sense. We have too many people sucking from the government teat now and these idiots are trying to promote it. Please tell me that i am not the only one who sees this.

The report argues that sex education should be "recast" to show sexuality as a "positive force for change and development, as a source of pleasure, an embodiment of human rights and an expression of self." Why would any organization try to teach 10 year old children this concept? There must be some reason behind it, right?

Ed Mechmann, spokesman for New York Archbishop Timothy Dolan, charged that Planned Parenthood was "trying to teach children sex without values and that sex is a matter of pleasure and done without consequences."

Mechmann also charged that Planned Parenthood's report was compromised because it has a financial stake advocating the changes. "The difference between Planned Parenthood and us is that we don't make money off what we teach and say. They do. They make money off contraceptives and abortions," he said.

Here is the answer. They sale contraceptives and abortions. These ass sucking slime balls want to educate your 10 year old children about sex so they can sale contraceptives and abortions!!

It blows my mind that people will allow organizations such as planned parenthood to operate in a business such as abortions and then let them try to arrange for our children to become repeat customers. If you are not outraged by this atrocious act, you are an IDIOT.

In the words of that great American, Earl Pitts:

WAKE UP AMERICA!!!

United States Flag Code

There are a lot of pictures going around of obama not rendering the proper posture during the singing or playing of the National Anthem. The other day the wife and i were watching the nascar race and when they played the National Anthem, i stood up and placed my hand over my heart. She looked at me like i was crazy. I told her that every American is supposed to stand at attention with their right hand over their heart when the National Anthem is played. She didn't believe me.

We googled it. We found a lot of peoples opinion about it. Some said to stand at attention and put your hands where you want them. One site said you only have to salute (hand over heart) during the Pledge of Allegiance. They are all wrong. I still remember being taught this in boot camp.

"The American Flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing" US flag code, sect. 8j

People in this country need to learn the proper posture to pay respect to our flag. There are so many violations to the flag code because people simply are ignorant. During the Superbowl, a giant flag was held by many people. This is a violation. obama doesn't salute during National Anthem, this is a violation. You can read the Flag Code here for yourself.

When an American recites the Pledge of allegiance, their hand should be over their heart.

When the National Anthem is played, American should have their hand over their heart unless they are in uniform.

When an American Flag passes you in a parade, active duty military will salute and veterans can salute, all others should stand and place their hand over their heart until the flag passes.

When the flag is hoisted or lowered, all active duty military will salute, veterans can salute, all other should stand with their hand over their heart.

Any man wearing non-religious head ware should place the head ware at their left shoulder, placing hand over their heart anytime a salute is needed for the flag.

Only the POTUS, a Governor, or the Mayor of Washington DC can order a flag to be flown at half mast.

The flag code is a codification of tradition and etiquette we must use. It is not law that is subject to criminal penalties. It is, however, a guideline as to how one should act to show proper respect for our flag.

A lot of people have heard that Texas is the only state that can fly its flag the same height as the American Flag. This is incorrect. All states can fly their flag at the same height provided they have separate staffs and the state flag is not in a position of prominence to the American Flag.

Read the flag code so you can correct the ignorance when you come across it.

Article form the Wall Street Journal Form by Eddie Sessions

“I have this theory about Barack Obama. I think he’s led a kind ofmake-believe life in which money was provided and doors were opened because at some point early on somebody or some group took a look at this tall, good looking, half-white, half-black, young man with an exotic African/Muslim name and concluded he could be guided toward a life in politics where his facile speaking skills could even put him in the White House.
In a very real way, he has been a young man in a very big hurry. Who else do you know has written two memoirs before the age of 45? “Dreams of My Father” was published in 1995 when he was only 34 years old. The “Audacity of Hope” followed in 2006. If, indeed, he did write them himself. There are some who think that his mentor and friend, Bill Ayers, a man who calls himself a “communist with a small ‘c’” was the real author.
His political skills consisted of rarely voting on anything that might be deemed controversial.. He went from a legislator in the Illinois legislature to the Senator from that state because he had the good fortune of having Mayor Daley’s formidable political machine at his disposal.
He was in the U.S. Senate so briefly that his bid for the presidency was either an act of astonishing self-confidence or part of some greater game plan that had been determined before he first stepped foot in the Capital.
How, many must wonder, was he selected to be a 2004 keynote speaker at the Democrat convention that nominated John Kerry when virtually no one had ever even heard of him before?
He outmaneuvered Hillary Clinton in primaries. He took Iowa by storm. A charming young man, an anomaly in the state with a very small black population, he oozed “cool” in a place where agriculture was the antithesis of cool. He dazzled the locals. And he had an army of volunteers drawn to a charisma that hid any real substance.
And then he had the great good fortune of having the Republicans select one of the most inept candidates for the presidency since Bob Dole. And then John McCain did something crazy. He picked Sarah Palin, an unknown female governor from the very distant state of Alaska . It was a ticket that was reminiscent of 1984’s Walter Mondale and Geraldine Ferraro and they went down to defeat.
The mainstream political media fell in love with him. It was a schoolgirl crush with febrile commentators like Chris Mathews swooning then and now over the man. The venom directed against McCain and, in particular, Palin, was extraordinary.
Now, nearly a full year into his first term, all of those gilded yearsleading up to the White House have left him unprepared to be President. Left to his own instincts, he has a talent for saying the wrong thing at the wrong time. It swiftly became a joke that he could not deliver even the briefest of statements without the ever-present Tele-Prompters.
Far worse, however, is his capacity to want to “wish away” some terrible realities, not the least of which is the Islamist intention to destroy America and enslave the West. Any student of history knows how swiftly Islam initially spread. It knocked on the doors of Europe , having gained a foothold in Spain .
The great crowds that greeted him at home or on his campaign “world tour” were no substitute for having even the slightest grasp of history and the reality of a world filled with really bad people with really bad intentions.
Oddly and perhaps even inevitably, his political experience, a cakewalk, has positioned him to destroy the Democrat Party’s hold on power in Congress because in the end it was never about the Party. It was always about his communist ideology, learned at an early age from family, mentors, college professors, and extreme leftist friends and colleagues.
Obama is a man who could deliver a snap judgment about a Boston police officer who arrested an “obstreperous” Harvard professor-friend, but would warn Americans against “jumping to conclusions” about a mass murderer at Fort Hood who shouted “Allahu Akbar.” The absurdity of that was lost on no one. He has since compounded this by calling the Christmas bomber “anisolated extremist” only to have to admit a day or two later that he was part of an al Qaeda plot.
He is a man who could strive to close down our detention facility at Guantanamo even though those released were known to have returned to the battlefield against America . He could even instruct his Attorney General to afford the perpetrator of 9/11 a civil trial when no one else would ever even consider such an obscenity. And he is a man who could wait three days before having anything to say about the perpetrator of yet another terrorist attack on Americans and then have to elaborate on his remarks the following day because his first statement was so lame.
The pattern repeats itself. He either blames any problem on the Bush administration or he naively seeks to wish away the truth.
Knock, knock. Anyone home? Anyone there? Barack Obama exists only as the sock puppet of his handlers, of the people who have maneuvered and manufactured this pathetic individual’s life.
When anyone else would quickly and easily produce a birth certificate, this man has spent over a million dollars to deny access to his. Most other documents, the paper trail we all leave in our wake, have been sequestered from review. He has lived a make-believe life whose true facts remain hidden.
We laugh at the ventriloquist’s dummy, but what do you do when the dummy is President of the United States of America ?”

Saying goodbye to mother

We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.

We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house.

The cat we put out in the yard, scoots back into the house. We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird.

My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night.. So, she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon,

'He's just going upstairs to say Goodbye to my mother.'

A few minutes later, I get into the cab. 'Sorry I took so long,' I said, as we drove away. 'That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!'

The cab driver hit a parked car.

Hydrogen Barackside

Smartass wife

The other day I was reading a newspaper. On page two was a pictureof a famous politician and his gorgeous wife.Slightly jealous of the politician, I turned to my wife and said,“It’s unfair that the biggest jerks in the world catch the most beautiful wives.”My wife smiled and replied, “Why, thank you dear.”

Bastard versus lawyer

For three years, the young attorney had been taking his briefvacations at a country inn. The last time, he’d finally managed anaffair with the innkeeper’s daughter. Looking forward to an excitingfew days, he dragged his suitcase up the stairs of the inn, thenstopped short. There sat his lover with an infant on her lap!“Helen, why didn’t you write or telephone me when you learnedyou were pregnant?” he cried. “I would have rushed up here, wecould have gotten married, and the baby would have my name!”“Well,” she said, “when my folks found out about my condition,we sat up all night talkin’ and talkin’ and decided it would bebetter to have a bastard in the family than a lawyer.”

When you might have to be gay

Boss, to four of his employees: “I’m really sorry, but I’m going tohave to let one of you go.”

Black Employee: “I’m a protected minority.”

Female Employee: “And I’m a woman.”

Oldest Employee: “Fire me, buster, and I’ll hit you with an age discrimination suit so fast it’ll make your head spin.”…

To which they all turn to look at the helpless young, white,male employee, who thinks a moment, then responds: . . . .“I think I might be gay…”

Turpentine

A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of turpentine.
He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.
A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had. The little boy said, ‘This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it’s called turpentine.’
The Priest said, ‘No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water.If you rub it on a pregnant woman’s belly, she’ll pass a healthy baby.’
The little boy replied, ‘If you rub turpentine on a cat’s ass, he’ll pass a Harley Davidson!’

Excellent quote

“If pigs could vote, the man with the slop bucket would be elected swineherd every time, no matter how much slaughtering he did on the side.”
Orson Scott Card

This quote reminded me of the oboma administration. I shamelessly lifted it from Mostly Cajun.

Neoconservatism

Neocon , you really have to know what one is to understand what you are about to read.

I was over at Armed and Christian and read this article and it made a lot of sense. It is a long article so i will try to break it down.

A lot of people are upset that oboma won the election but the argument is that he NEEDED to win the election. We had to choose between mccain and obama. Both candidates have a very similiar voting record. They are both anti-gun, pro-government, believe in expanding government, both voted for the bailout and both have utter disregard for privacy, property and individual liberty. We would be in the same place we are now except a neocon would be in office if mccain had won. Two pieces of crap to choose from.

Now that obama is the prez, the people can see what liberism will do to a country. The republicans think that people will come running back to them and they are right. The people are stupid. If we run back to the republicans, the neocons are back in office and we haven't changed a damn thing.

Now is our chance to tell both parties that liberals and neocons are NOT WELCOME!. We need to vote in conservatives!!

Bush doubled the size of government, passed a prescription drug bill that increased the obligations of Medicare by $8 trillion (2), and signed the tyrannical PATRIOT Act? He was a neocon. This is what they do!!

When a neocon wins, the message these victories send to the Republican Party is, "we don't need to change anything, just let them wail under the Dems for a year and come running back into our arms." That is a very true statement.

"It's not the devil in horns and a tail I fear; I know to run from that guy. It's the devil in a suit quoting scripture that I worry about." (Ron Hood, Ohio Legislator).

The coming years will be rough under obama but they would have been rough anyway. Let the democrats run their course and show the United States people what liberalism really is and how it doesn't work. Let the republicans see that we are tired of their neocon crap as well. Tea parties have been started and the politicians are seeing that we are tired of their agenda. We want conservatives in office, not wolves in sheeps clothing.

When you go to the polls, don't just vote for the republican to get the democrat out. Review the candidates and vote for the conservative. This is the real change this country is looking for.

Here in Texas we have a weak governor, perry, fighting a useless senator, hutchinson, for the governors chair. We also have an independent Debra Medina who i am pulling for. I like her views and her position on the issues I think are important. I was listening to a Q&A she was having and someone asked her if she would fight for the concealed carry law in Texas. She said no, Texans have the right to carry concealed without a stupid license. You go girl!!

Remember when you go to the polls to vote for a conservative who shares our beliefs and our way of life. Please don't just vote anyone but obama.

Haiti

Today at the shop the guys were talking about all the relief efforts and money being sent to Haiti. Several of them was of the opinion that we shouldn't do nothing.

They claim that the reason there was such a high death count is due to overpopulation and overcrowding in the slums and that is a direct result from people not taking care of themselves.

I cannot argue with their point but they seem to be a little cold toward helping out fellow human beings. One guy even claimed that this is natures way of culling the herd so there won't be so many people draining the system so some may survive. Damn he has a cold heart.

I don't know if they are right or not but i do know that i don't mind our military being there and helping out and i don't mind sending a few dollars to help them out as well. I don't think we need to support Haiti especially when we have similar poverty situations here in our own country. I do believe that as human beings, we are obligated to help them rescue the victims and get clean water back into the country.

I also don't think our government should send them money. Correct me if i am wrong but i do not see anywhere in the Constitution where the government has the right to send money anywhere if that check is drawn on the treasury. The only way for them to do that is for congress to pass a law that says they can and that in itself is wrong.

What are your thoughts on this subject?

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