26 June 2009

Hillbilly vasectomy

After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, asthey could not afford a larger bed.So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and hiscousin didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy thatcould fix the problem but that it was expensive. 'A less costlyalternative,' said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb,(fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can(COORS), then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.

'The Alabamian said to the doctor, 'I may not be the sharpest tool inthe shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can nextto my ear is going to help me.''Trust me,' said the doctor.So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. Heheld the can up to his ear and began to count!'1''2''3''4''5'At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs andcontinued counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Tennessee , Kentucky , Louisiana ,Arkansas and Mississippi And in certain parts of Florida.

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