Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do
> one entitled, "Survivor, Texas-Style."
>
> The contestants will all start in Dallas , then drive to Waco , Austin
> , San Antonio , over to Houston and down to Brownsville . They will
> then proceed up to Del Rio , El Paso , Midland , Odessa , Lubbock and
> Amarillo . From there they will go on to Abilene , Fort Worth and
> finally back to Dallas .
>
> Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that
> read: "I'm Gay," "I Love the Dixie
> Chicks," "Boycott Beef," "I Voted for
> Obama," "George Strait Sucks," "Hillary in 2012" and "I'm here to
> confiscate your guns."
>
> The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.
>
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