07 September 2011

Two simple truths in life

SIMPLE TRUTH 1

Lovers help each other undress before sex.However, after sex they always dress on their own.
Moral of the story:

In life, no one helps you once you’re screwed.

SIMPLE TRUTH 2

When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and say “congrats”.But, none of them come and touch the man’s penis and say “Good job”.

Moral of the story:

“Hard work is never appreciated”

No comments: