11 August 2010

Why do sharks swim in circles before attacking?

Two great white sharks, swimming in the ocean, spied survivors of a sunkenship.
“Follow me, son.” the father shark said to the son sharkand they swam to the mass of people.
“First we swim around them a few times with just the tipof our fins showing.”
And they did.
“Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few more times with all of ourfins showing.”
And they did.
“Now we eat everybody.” And they did.
When they were both gorged, the son asked, “Dad,why didn’t we just eat them all at first?
Why did we swim around and around them?
His wise father replied,
“Because they taste better without the shit inside

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